Got Gas?!?

Ok Nashville is having a gas shortage right now, and I'm not talking about farts either! I drove to numerous gas stations this morning and every single one of them is out! What up? Nashville is apparently on the pipeline from Texas. Due to the two recent hurricanes, brother Ike and dorky Gustav, they screwed with our supply. Now when a shipment comes in to a gas station, all the rednecks here flock to the station, causing a traffic jam, and the gas is drained out in a couple of hours or less. They keep telling us not to put too much in, so that supply can catch up with demand. Except some of us need to get to work and the media is forgetting rednecks don't listen. Today was the first day evera that I had to call gas stations and ask "Do you have gas" fart fart!